According to Jimmy and other conspiracy theorists, the whole landing on the moon thing was unreal, as in it didn’t happen: NASA staged the whole thing. Personally I don’t buy into that outrageous allegation. Why would anyone not trust the government? Ridiculous.
Now before you go on accusing me of being a lemming and having blind faith in our leaders, rest assured I do have my doubts. For example I do not subscribe to the assertion that there is a man in the moon, or that the moon is made of Swiss cheese.
But I do believe that astronauts are not the only humans to have walked on the moon.
I’m on the fence about whether or not a cow really jumped over the moon, but I am dead certain that a cow elk walked on the moon. I’ve seen it with my own eyes.
If an elk did it, certainly mankind did too. Sorry, Jimmy, I think you’re full of hot air.
Like a big pizza pie…
Reminds me of a song…
That’s amore…
(Sorry, Mike got me going on a song kick there.)
Entirely intended… 🙂
Erin, don’t be so weak. Stand by your own resolve. Do not give in to the likes of Mike- he’s a bad influence.
The very worst.
Hey– Did I leave my lucky Tin foil fishing hat in the fish taco ?
Six maned moon landings in three years with computing power of a microwave oven……Come on. But, I have seen a cow elk walk on the moon.
I am onto bigger conspiracy theories now….. like why guys keep dumping Jennifer Aniston and Sophia Vergara? Brook trout in the firehole?
Come on, Jimmy– you sound paranoid! Let me ask you one question: If they didn’t land on the moon, then why Spacefood Sticks? Huh? Answer THAT, smart guy! FYI, there are no brook trout in the Firehole. We know that. As for the other subject matter, it’s up for future debate and speculation. I feel a DQ Burger coming on…
I’ve seen the Ho Hum in the snow and been ’round some fly poles.
I’ve even pontificated to a shout.
But I’ve done seen ’bout everything
When the Firehole spits out a Brook trout.
You never cease to amaze me, Goose. All this time I thought you were a pipe fitter, come to find out you’re a poet.
The elk is the only proof we need…but Jimmy’s right, there are bigger fish to fry, Jennifer Aniston keeps getting dumped. Somethings amiss…
It requires considerable speculation.
Sorry I’m so late to the pizza party…did I miss Perry Como? Anyway, I hope you guys that spotted that elk on the moon remembered to wipe your feet before you went into the house.
I’m afraid you did miss Perry Como, but then again, don’t we all miss him?